Spout Lore

A series of comedy bits, loosely connected by dice rolls.

Join a well-meaning barbarian, a mysterious druid, and an orphaned halfling child as they try to figure out the world they're in.

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1-1 - Profits and Schlass

Tuesday October 24th, 2017
Four friends play a game of Dungeon World.

Join a born-again barbarian, a shape-shifting druid, and an orphaned halfling child as they try to figure out the world they're in.

A series of comedy bits, loosely connected by dice rolls.

[Content Warning: Language, Orphans, Stereotyping of Halflings]
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1-2 - Mr Dhaume Goes To Town

Tuesday October 31st, 2017
It's a busy day in the village of Mudlark, with preparations for the Hot Dog Festival in full swing.

The gang make a bunch of new friends, and they don't let being bad at one job stop them from trying to get another.

[Content Warning: Swears, Gross Swamp Conditions, Mildly Frightening Minor Abominations]
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1-3 - The Mayor of Mudlark

Tuesday November 7th, 2017
Things aren't going smoothly in Mudlark. Luckily(?), Tuk, Ving, and Fat Billy are on the job.

We also respectfully learn little a bit about an imaginary foreign culture.

[Content Warning: Identity theft, war profiteering, poor hygiene]
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1-4 - The Wallowing Sow

Tuesday November 14th, 2017
The party appreciates architecture and fine food. Also, they accept yet another job.

[Content Warning: Intimidation, Gluttony, Conflicts of Interest]
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1-5 - Journey to the Palace of Reeds

Tuesday November 21st, 2017
With more employers than they can probably count, the party hits the road in search of Emperor Morgulch.

[Content Warning: Very Extreme Sports, Pornos, Blue Balls]
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1-6 - The Court of Emperor Morgulch

Tuesday November 28th, 2017
The party takes a crash course in diplomacy. Emphasis on the word crash.

[Content Warning: Diplomatic Immunity, Extreme Gore, Huge Racks]
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1-7 - The Hot Dog Festival

Tuesday December 5th, 2017
The party takes a break from municipal matters to enjoy Mudlark's famous Hot Dog Festival.

Featuring special guest Kyle Bottom!

[Content Warning: Poor Bargaining Skills, Choking Hazards, Dog Theft]
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1-7 - Levelling Up [Bonus]

Sunday December 10th, 2017
The party levels up their characters between sessions.
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1-8 - Return to the Wallowing Sow

Tuesday December 12th, 2017
The party stops for a round of drinks at The Wallowing Sow, and the service is only slightly better than last time.


[Content Warning: Drinking, Explicit Lyrics, Trespassing]
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1-9 - The Hulks of Ships and Shadows of Broken Vessels

Tuesday December 19th, 2017
...and stuff like that.

[Content Warning: Death Wishes, Sushi, Tapestries]
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Bonus - The Previous Adventures Of Tuk And Billy

Tuesday December 26th, 2017
Spout Lorigins - Beginnings (Tuk and Billy Edition): Tokyo Drift

Special, extra-length, bonus, prequel episode.

[Content Warning: Enchantments, Bureaucracy, Multiple False Endings]
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1-10 - Aboard the Clearwater

Thursday February 15th, 2018
Finally, the surprising identity of Muckraker is revealed!

Okay, maybe it's not that surprising, but we do take a minute to clear a lot of things up.

[Content Warning: Beach, Party, Summer]
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2-1 - Shambles

Friday March 2nd, 2018
It's a long way out of the swamp.

[Content Warning: Elementals, Delirium, Nudity]
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2-2 - Ransack! Ransack! Ransack!

Saturday March 17th, 2018
The gang discovers a new town and makes some new friends...

[Content Warning: Ransacking, Double Nudity, Slam Poetry]
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2-3 - To The Fording Point

Wednesday March 28th, 2018
A river is crossed. Not a metaphor.

[Content Warning: Taint Vibrations, Alternative Medicine, Fantasy Soup Ingredients]
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2-4 - Bullrush Nights

Sunday April 8th, 2018
Sometimes it can be hard to get to sleep. Especially when Tuk is calling your name to save you from the dark.

[Content Warning: Lonely Birthdays, Ominous Dreams, Evanescence]
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2-5 - Infinite Homages to Innumerable Patrons

Tuesday April 24th, 2018
If you can't handle me at my gator attack, you don't deserve me at my murderous fugue.

[Content Warning: Cock Attack, Croc Attack, Monologuing]
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2-6 - Dreams

Tuesday May 8th, 2018
Tuk's dream of acquiring armour quickly turns into a macabre nightmare for the villagers who get in his way.

Billy takes a couple of naps.

[Content Warning: Destruction of Property, Ventriloquism, Terribly Incompetent Bartering]
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2-7 - John Wick!

Tuesday May 22nd, 2018
Billy steals food yet again, Tuk attacks yet another tree, and this time it's Vyng's turn to scare the crap out of one of the locals.

Featuring surprise(d) guest Sophie Buddle.

[Content Warning: John Wick, John Wick, John Wick]
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2-8 - Goodnight, Lerm

Tuesday June 5th, 2018
Learning about Lerm's life.
Billy has another dream.

[Content Warning: Paranoia, Foul Language, Cloaks That Don't Exist In A Traditional Sense (Currently)]
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2-9 - Storms

Tuesday June 19th, 2018
Journeys spiritual, physical, seasonal.

[Content Warning: Spirit Realms, Granola Theft, Tree Exaggeration]
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2-10 - The Pool

Tuesday July 3rd, 2018
Brought to you by Capri Sun.

[Content Warning: Nudity, Swears, Feels]
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3-1 - The Road to Highspear

Tuesday July 17th, 2018
The long journey to Highspear for answers begins.

Also, welcome to our new player Mark. We don't meet his character yet, but that will probably come soon.

[Content Warning: Terminal Embarrassment, Celine Dion Scenarios, Waterslide Rumours]
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3-2 - Gatekeepers

Tuesday July 31st, 2018
The gang enters a city, a mall, an office.

[Content Warning: Illicit Weapons, Police Corruption, Paperwork]
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BONUS - Fringe Show Announcements

Monday August 6th, 2018
This summer, some of us are coming to a Fringe Festival near YOU!

(If you live in Western Canada)

Shawn O'Hara in Field Zoology 101!
Shawn and Abdul in Fake Ghost Tours!
Mark Robertson (and friends) in Ratfish Comedy!

Visit https://spoutlore.com/dates for more details and links to tickets.

[Location Warning: Winnipeg, Calgary, Edmonton, Victoria, Vancouver]
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3-3 - Honey Flustered

Tuesday August 14th, 2018
Seathan deals with a bee problem. But aren't the bees just a symptom of larger systematic issues with the justice system?

Yes, probably.

[Content Warning: Fire, Bees, Child Labour]
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3-4 - The Yesterday of Today

Tuesday August 28th, 2018
Tuk and Billie get some new clothes and travel to Yesterland.

[Content Warning: Fantasy Anachronisms, Fantasy Racial Tension, Fantasy Name Judgement]
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3-5 - Reversal of Fortunes

Tuesday September 11th, 2018
Getting new photo ID is always a hassle.

[Content Warning: Theft, Violence, Hot Meat Boys]
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3-6 - Gangs of Highspear

Tuesday September 25th, 2018
Always lots to learn at the mall.

[Content Warning: Violence, Gluttony, Envy]
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3-7 - The Other Side

Tuesday October 9th, 2018
You know the day destroys the night, night divides the day.

[Content Warning: Intentional Drug Use, Unintentional Drug Use, Freaky Spirits]
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3-8 - The One Tree Forest

Tuesday October 23rd, 2018
Lost in the one tree forest, in the dark, with a big glowing fish.

[Content Warning: Sexual Undulation, Fishy Abomination, Blatant Fabrication]
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- Fake Ghost Tours

Tuesday October 30th, 2018
A very important Halloween announcement, for Gastown residents ONLY!

Wait, no, it's a very important Halloween announcement... for EVERYBODY.

See also:
https://www.fakeghosttours.com/download-the-tour/
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3-9 - The Nature of a Rock is to Chill

Tuesday November 6th, 2018
How do you like them wapples?

[Content Warning: Gary, Garry, Garry]
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