Spout Lore

A series of comedy bits, loosely connected by dice rolls.

Join a well-meaning barbarian, a mysterious druid, and an orphaned halfling child as they try to figure out the world they're in.


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1-1 - Profits and Schlass

Tuesday October 24th, 2017
Four friends play a game of Dungeon World.

Join a born-again barbarian, a shape-shifting druid, and an orphaned halfling child as they try to figure out the world they're in.

A series of comedy bits, loosely connected by dice rolls.

[Content Warning: Language, Orphans, Stereotyping of Halflings]

1-2 - Mr Dhaume Goes To Town

Tuesday October 31st, 2017
It's a busy day in the village of Mudlark, with preparations for the Hot Dog Festival in full swing.

The gang make a bunch of new friends, and they don't let being bad at one job stop them from trying to get another.

[Content Warning: Swears, Gross Swamp Conditions, Mildly Frightening Minor Abominations]

1-3 - The Mayor of Mudlark

Tuesday November 7th, 2017
Things aren't going smoothly in Mudlark. Luckily(?), Tuk, Ving, and Fat Billy are on the job.

We also respectfully learn little a bit about an imaginary foreign culture.

[Content Warning: Identity theft, war profiteering, poor hygiene]

1-4 - The Wallowing Sow

Tuesday November 14th, 2017
The party appreciates architecture and fine food. Also, they accept yet another job.

[Content Warning: Intimidation, Gluttony, Conflicts of Interest]

1-5 - Journey to the Palace of Reeds

Tuesday November 21st, 2017
With more employers than they can probably count, the party hits the road in search of Emperor Morgulch.

[Content Warning: Very Extreme Sports, Pornos, Blue Balls]

1-6 - The Court of Emperor Morgulch

Tuesday November 28th, 2017
The party takes a crash course in diplomacy. Emphasis on the word crash.

[Content Warning: Diplomatic Immunity, Extreme Gore, Huge Racks]

1-7 - The Hot Dog Festival

Tuesday December 5th, 2017
The party takes a break from municipal matters to enjoy Mudlark's famous Hot Dog Festival.

Featuring special guest Kyle Bottom!

[Content Warning: Poor Bargaining Skills, Choking Hazards, Dog Theft]

1-7 - Levelling Up [Bonus]

Sunday December 10th, 2017
The party levels up their characters between sessions.

1-8 - Return to the Wallowing Sow

Tuesday December 12th, 2017
The party stops for a round of drinks at The Wallowing Sow, and the service is only slightly better than last time.

[Content Warning: Drinking, Explicit Lyrics, Trespassing]

1-9 - The Hulks of Ships and Shadows of Broken Vessels

Tuesday December 19th, 2017
...and stuff like that.

[Content Warning: Death Wishes, Sushi, Tapestries]

Bonus - The Previous Adventures Of Tuk And Billy

Tuesday December 26th, 2017
Spout Lorigins - Beginnings (Tuk and Billy Edition): Tokyo Drift

Special, extra-length, bonus, prequel episode.

[Content Warning: Enchantments, Bureaucracy, Multiple False Endings]

1-10 - Aboard the Clearwater

Thursday February 15th, 2018
Finally, the surprising identity of Muckraker is revealed!

Okay, maybe it's not that surprising, but we do take a minute to clear a lot of things up.

[Content Warning: Beach, Party, Summer]

2-1 - Shambles

Friday March 2nd, 2018
It's a long way out of the swamp.

[Content Warning: Elementals, Delirium, Nudity]

2-2 - Ransack! Ransack! Ransack!

Saturday March 17th, 2018
The gang discovers a new town and makes some new friends...

[Content Warning: Ransacking, Double Nudity, Slam Poetry]

2-3 - To The Fording Point

Wednesday March 28th, 2018
A river is crossed. Not a metaphor.

[Content Warning: Taint Vibrations, Alternative Medicine, Fantasy Soup Ingredients]

2-4 - Bullrush Nights

Sunday April 8th, 2018
Sometimes it can be hard to get to sleep. Especially when Tuk is calling your name to save you from the dark.

[Content Warning: Lonely Birthdays, Ominous Dreams, Evanescence]

2-5 - Infinite Homages to Innumerable Patrons

Tuesday April 24th, 2018
If you can't handle me at my gator attack, you don't deserve me at my murderous fugue.

[Content Warning: Cock Attack, Croc Attack, Monologuing]

2-6 - Dreams

Tuesday May 8th, 2018
Tuk's dream of acquiring armour quickly turns into a macabre nightmare for the villagers who get in his way.

Billy takes a couple of naps.

[Content Warning: Destruction of Property, Ventriloquism, Terribly Incompetent Bartering]

2-7 - John Wick!

Tuesday May 22nd, 2018
Billy steals food yet again, Tuk attacks yet another tree, and this time it's Vyng's turn to scare the crap out of one of the locals.

Featuring surprise(d) guest Sophie Buddle.

[Content Warning: John Wick, John Wick, John Wick]

2-8 - Goodnight, Lerm

Tuesday June 5th, 2018
Learning about Lerm's life.
Billy has another dream.

[Content Warning: Paranoia, Foul Language, Cloaks That Don't Exist In A Traditional Sense (Currently)]

2-9 - Storms

Tuesday June 19th, 2018
Journeys spiritual, physical, seasonal.

[Content Warning: Spirit Realms, Granola Theft, Tree Exaggeration]

2-10 - The Pool

Tuesday July 3rd, 2018
Brought to you by Capri Sun.

[Content Warning: Nudity, Swears, Feels]

3-1 - The Road to Highspear

Tuesday July 17th, 2018
The long journey to Highspear for answers begins.

Also, welcome to our new player Mark. We don't meet his character yet, but that will probably come soon.

[Content Warning: Terminal Embarrassment, Celine Dion Scenarios, Waterslide Rumours]

3-2 - Gatekeepers

Tuesday July 31st, 2018
The gang enters a city, a mall, an office.

[Content Warning: Illicit Weapons, Police Corruption, Paperwork]

BONUS - Fringe Show Announcements

Monday August 6th, 2018
This summer, some of us are coming to a Fringe Festival near YOU!

(If you live in Western Canada)

Shawn O'Hara in Field Zoology 101!
Shawn and Abdul in Fake Ghost Tours!
Mark Robertson (and friends) in Ratfish Comedy!

Visit https://spoutlore.com/dates for more details and links to tickets.

[Location Warning: Winnipeg, Calgary, Edmonton, Victoria, Vancouver]

3-3 - Honey Flustered

Tuesday August 14th, 2018
Seathan deals with a bee problem. But aren't the bees just a symptom of larger systematic issues with the justice system?

Yes, probably.

[Content Warning: Fire, Bees, Child Labour]

3-4 - The Yesterday of Today

Tuesday August 28th, 2018
Tuk and Billie get some new clothes and travel to Yesterland.

[Content Warning: Fantasy Anachronisms, Fantasy Racial Tension, Fantasy Name Judgement]

3-5 - Reversal of Fortunes

Tuesday September 11th, 2018
Getting new photo ID is always a hassle.

[Content Warning: Theft, Violence, Hot Meat Boys]

3-6 - Gangs of Highspear

Tuesday September 25th, 2018
Always lots to learn at the mall.

[Content Warning: Violence, Gluttony, Envy]

3-7 - The Other Side

Tuesday October 9th, 2018
You know the day destroys the night, night divides the day.

[Content Warning: Intentional Drug Use, Unintentional Drug Use, Freaky Spirits]

3-8 - The One Tree Forest

Tuesday October 23rd, 2018
Lost in the one tree forest, in the dark, with a big glowing fish.

[Content Warning: Sexual Undulation, Fishy Abomination, Blatant Fabrication]

- Fake Ghost Tours

Tuesday October 30th, 2018
A very important Halloween announcement, for Gastown residents ONLY!

Wait, no, it's a very important Halloween announcement... for EVERYBODY.

See also:

3-9 - The Nature of a Rock is to Chill

Tuesday November 6th, 2018
How do you like them wapples?

[Content Warning: Gary, Garry, Garry]

3-10 - Rootless

Tuesday November 20th, 2018
The ghost root finally kicks in.

[Content Warning: Larry, Terry, Chad]

3-11 - The Wasp Nest

Tuesday December 4th, 2018
You hear buzzing deep within.

[Content Warning: Wasps, Wasps, Wasps]

3-12 - The Mountain

Tuesday December 18th, 2018
A long walk through the spirit realm.

[Content Warning: Owl, Elk, Polar Bear]

3-13 - The Plains

Tuesday January 1st, 2019
The spirits help Vyng make his way off the Mountain and into the Plains.

[Content Warning: Management Skills, Eagle Theme Song Riffs]

3-14 - The Dustbowl

Tuesday January 15th, 2019
The spirits help Vyng make the trek through the dangerous domain of Wasp.

[Content Warning: Polar Bees, Fantasy Generators, Pizza]

3-15 - You Gotta Go In To Get Out

Tuesday January 29th, 2019
Vyng and the spirits finally encounter the infamous Wasp.

[Content Warning: Flobhockey, Mysterious Items, Narrative Convergence]

3-16 - Reunion

Tuesday February 12th, 2019
Our intrepid heroes finally reunite with their lost friend.

[Content Warning: Bad Tattoos, Flammable Situations, Drama]

3-17 - The Escape

Friday March 1st, 2019
After finally being reunited our daring heroes must escape the lair of Wasp.

[Content Warning: Bullying, Croissant Love, Municipal Hate]

3-18 - A Journey To Return

Wednesday March 13th, 2019
In the season finale, the party makes the long trek home and a sacrifice is made along the way.

[Content Warning: Beach Shenanigans, Dick Jokes, Feels]

4-1 - The Mender's Reckoning

Tuesday March 26th, 2019
As the party returns to the Highspear Mall they find themselves having to settle some old accounts.

[Content Warning: Rumors, Nostalgia, Wild Axe Moves]

4-2 - Back in the Saddle Again

Tuesday April 9th, 2019
The gang takes yet another job from the Menders, and also takes way too long to leave a mall.

[Content Warning: Lunchables, Flirtatious Interactions, Bronchitis]

4-3 - Reflections

Tuesday April 23rd, 2019
A few days on the road gives the gang a chance to reflect and relax while leading them straight into a crippling logistical problem.

[Content Warning: Paella, Saffron, Correct-splaining]

4-4 - Pinewood

Tuesday May 7th, 2019
Arriving at Pinewood just before the monsoons, the gang show their dedication to the Menders' quest by taking another job.

[Content Warning: Free Range Parenting, Goldstream Park, Rubber Trees]

- Patreon Announcement!!

Sunday May 19th, 2019
A very important announcement for all the Spout Lorians out there who are interested in supporting the podcast and getting HOURS OF EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!

We've launched a Patreon! You can find it at either of the following to web addresses:


4-5 - Pinewood Nights

Tuesday May 21st, 2019
The gang enjoys a night of revelry and engages in the most time honored of party traditions, the conga.

[Content Warning: Misunderstood Traditions, Singing, Actual Sex]

4-6 - Into The Woods

Tuesday June 4th, 2019
After a long night of partying the gang sets off to find the tree feller. Vyng must contend with the consequences of his actions.

[Content Warning: Disguises, Hangovers, Vev]

4-7 - They Dug Too Deeply Too Hungrily

Tuesday June 18th, 2019
The gang investigates the mystery of the strange moss at the logging camp and Vyng gets drunk again.

[Content Warning: Fanny Packs, Cha-Bear, Money Cake]

4-8 - Don't You Forget About Meers

Tuesday July 2nd, 2019
The gang wraps up their business in Pinewood in near biblical fashion. Then we go camping!

[Content Warning: Gold, Stream, Park]

4-9 - The Vault

Tuesday July 16th, 2019
Finally arriving at The Vault, the party is faced with a tough decision.

[Content Warning: Diarrhea, Stained Glass, Danger Zones]

- PATREON BONUS - Q and A with the Cast

Wednesday July 24th, 2019
We've released a Q and A bonus episode on Patreon!

The cast answers listener questions on all manner of topics, including: how they all met, how the podcast started, how they came up with their characters, and what their most traumatizing childhood memory was.

5-1 - Trust Goes Both Ways

Tuesday July 30th, 2019
Tensions are high as the party deals with the aftermath of releasing a wizard into the world.

[Content Warning: Troll Blacelets, Air Quotes, New Worms]

5-2 - Beach Day

Tuesday August 13th, 2019
The party enjoys the first day of their much deserved vacation with some good old fashion beach fun.

[Content Warning: Dramatic Visions, Retail Nightmares, Traumatic Visions]

5-3 - Lil Sir

Tuesday August 27th, 2019
A mere handful of days into their vacation the gang takes yet another job from yet another mayor.

[Content Warning: Artisanal Cheeses, Smoked Fish, Low Stakes]

5-4 - To Brenda With Love

Tuesday September 10th, 2019
Our intrepid heroes bring their plans to completion, in more ways than one.

[Content Warning: Spaghetti Squash, Porn Scorpion, Actual Sex]

5-5 - Crystal Bay

Tuesday September 24th, 2019
The party finally arrives at Crystal Bay, and Shawn finally threatens to kick Abdul off the podcast.

[Content Warning: Tourist Traps, Chicken Fights, Squatters Rights]

- Patreon Bonus - Spout Lorigins 3

Thursday October 3rd, 2019
We've released another Spout Lorigins episode in the Patreon feed!

This prequel episode features hilarious comedian Brent Constantine and his non-cannon character DR FALCON DARKEDGE.

5-6 - Allison

Tuesday October 8th, 2019
The gang gets to know the infamous Allison while continuing their unbroken streak of getting kicked out of bars.

[Content Warning: Birginities, Fantasy Shit, Julianne Moore]

5-7 - Crazy, Stupid, Love

Tuesday October 22nd, 2019
The gang continues to contend with the return of Tuk's old flame as they attempt to deal with the Crystal Bay Pirates.

[Content Warning: Dawson's Creek Spoilers, Underage Drinking, Trademark Violations]

- Patreon Bonus - Spout More: Mall Brats

Saturday November 2nd, 2019
We've started releasing our Patreon Exclusive side game!

Please enjoy this brief teaser of the Character Creation episode and head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore

[Content Warning: Drama, Flashbacks, Turtle Flashbacks]

5-8 - The Pirate Queen

Tuesday November 5th, 2019
The gang negotiates an exit strategy for Allison, and Billie gets diarrhea...again.

[Content Warning: Spice Girls, Blood Pacts, Eye Stuff]

5-9 - Pier Pressure

Tuesday November 19th, 2019
The gang endeavors to commit grand larceny in service to the Crystal Bay Pirates, and only manage to get side tracked twice along the way.

[Content Warning: Bad Architecture, Good Architecture, Pizza Cones]

5-10 - The Best Pirate I've Ever Seen

Wednesday December 4th, 2019
...so it would seem.

*Pirates of the Caribbean Theme plays*

[Content Warning: Grand Larceny, Domestic Terrorism, Gross World-building]

- Patreon Bonus - Spout More Episode 1

Saturday December 14th, 2019
Please enjoy this brief teaser of the first episode of our Patreon Exclusive side game. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!


[Content Warning: Amusement Parks, Love Triangles, Corn Dogs]

5-11 - Three Sheets to the Wind

Tuesday December 17th, 2019
The gang completes their mission for the crystal bay pirates.

[Content Warning: Dance Fighting, Carousing, Rom-Com Scenarios]

- Patreon Bonus - Spout Lorigins 4

Monday December 30th, 2019
Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all our listeners! Enjoy this extended teaser of our annual Christmas Special!

The full episode is available on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore

[Content Warning: Egg Thoughts, Teen Drama, Purgery]

5-12 - Masquerade

Tuesday December 31st, 2019
The gang finally finds Allison and gets a little more than they bargained for in the process.

[Content Warning: Sweater Song, Catholic Raccoons, Drag]

5-13 - I Wish She Cared More

Tuesday January 14th, 2020
The gang is faced with some tough choices as they decide what to do with Allison.

[Content Warning: False Starts, Bottle Episode, Goosebumps]

- Patreon Bonus - Spout More Episode 2

Sunday January 26th, 2020
Please enjoy this brief teaser of the second episode of our Patreon Exclusive side game. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!


[Content Warning: Toilet Fountains, Hot Meats, Toilet Humour]

5-14 - A Fire Sale on Pomegranate

Tuesday January 28th, 2020
The gang incites a minor riot then confronts Jaunter at the library.

[Content Warning: Sauce Monkeys, Fight Puns, Lionel Mackenzie King]

5-15 - The Thunder Rolls

Tuesday February 11th, 2020
The gang gets separated and some of them fall into the clutches of the mysterious Light Guard.

[Content Warning: Vases, Swim Lessons, d'Artagnan]

5-16 - Listen All Y'all, it's a Sabotage

Tuesday February 25th, 2020
The gang further antagonizes the Light Guard, and the cast commit pretty flagrant copyright infringement.

[Content Warning: Mike D, MCA, Ad-Rock]

5-17 - Truths

Tuesday March 10th, 2020
Our intrepid heroes are faced with some difficult truths, and Meers reveals a dark secret about himself.

[Content Warning: Reclamation Errors, Butt Demons, Cup Play]

- Patreon Bonus - Spout More Episode 3

Wednesday March 18th, 2020
Please enjoy this brief teaser of the third episode of our Patreon Exclusive side game. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!


[Content Warning: Covert Dental Care, Makeovers, Accordion]

5-18 - Rider on the Storm

Tuesday March 24th, 2020
Things come to a head with the Light Guard as our heroes try to escape Crystal Bay.

[Content Warning: Vern, Tyler, Rubsy]

6-1 - Chimes

Tuesday April 7th, 2020
Things get dark as the gang gets pulled into the Sea of Graves.

[Content Warning: Chaos, Malice, Storms]

6-2 - Hither and Yon

Tuesday April 21st, 2020
The party gets some much needed rest following their rescue at the hands of the mysterious pirate Chimes.

[Content Warning: Exposition, Chowder, Sexist Prayers]

6-3 - Cerulean Depths Seen From a Great Height

Tuesday May 5th, 2020
The true Cerulean Depths are the friends we made along the way.

[Content Warning: Runes, Carcinology, Herpetology]

- Patreon Bonus - Spout More Episode 4

Friday May 15th, 2020
Please enjoy this brief teaser of the fourth episode of our Patreon Exclusive side game. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!


[Content Warning: Wave Pools, Inner Tubes, Censorship]

- Spout Lorigins 2: This Time It's Everyone

Saturday May 16th, 2020
We've decided to release the Spout Lorigins episodes in our off weeks during the current crisis.

Another Charles Eve, another prequel and another opportunity to get caught up in the nuanced nature of enchantments with Grimsby the Elf.

[Content Warning: Grimsby, Barscrim, Enchantments]

6-4 - Flotsam

Tuesday May 19th, 2020
The party stumbles upon a strange community in the Sea of Graves and ultimately barters with the mayor.

[Content Warning: Anachronisms, Stolen Kisses, Evam]

- Spout Lorigins 3: Brent's Revenge

Tuesday May 26th, 2020
Hi Spout Lorians! We've decided to release all the Spout Lorigins episodes in our off weeks during the current crisis.

In this prequel episode we brought on hilarious comedian Brent Constantine to explore the world of Makaal, and the life of Young Tuck. Things go off the rails almost immediately.


If you'd like to donate and hear some of our other bonus content, head over to Patreon.


6-5 - Jetsam

Tuesday June 2nd, 2020
"We could have spent a lot of time here guys" - Shawn O'Hara

[Content Warning: Centaur Art, Lost Narrative Arcs, Hypothetical Cannibalism]

- Spout Lorigins 4: Cruel Runnings

Wednesday June 10th, 2020
Hi Spout Lorians! We've decided to release all the Spout Lorigins episodes in our off weeks during the current crisis.
Merry Charles Eve and happy Sundip to all our listeners! In celebration of the winter season we're releasing the fourth installment of Spout Lorigins. In this episode we explore Vyng's mysterious past as an Ice Racer.

[Content Warning: Teenage Rebellion, Unrequited Love, Treasure Planet References]

If you'd like to donate and hear some of our other bonus content, head over to Patreon.


6-6 - The Green Pillar

Tuesday June 16th, 2020
The party has a brief respite
from the catastrophic failures of the previous session.

[Content Warning: Finger Shame, Gravy Shame, Lilo & Stitch Fan Fiction]

6-7 - Aquaria

Tuesday June 30th, 2020
The gang partakes in their first ever dungeon crawl!

[Content Warnings: Friendly Fire, Drag Race References, Exposition Dumps]

6-8 - The Test

Tuesday July 14th, 2020
The gang push forward to get to the treasure at the center of Aquaria's tower.

[Content Warning: Wizard Drama, Potentially Problematic Accents, Pete]

6-9 - The Breaking of the Chains

Wednesday July 29th, 2020
The gang gets some much needed R&R, then they run afoul of some marine mammals.

[Content Warning: Near Larceny, Horny Monsters, Second Person Present Tense]

6-10 - The Eye of the Storm

Thursday August 13th, 2020
The gang goes toe to fin with an Unkindness of Mermaids.

[Content Warning: Acoustic Temptations, Aquatic Temptations, Terrible Guitar Riffs]

- Patreon Bonus - Spout More Episode 5

Friday August 21st, 2020
Please enjoy this brief teaser of the fifth episode of our Patreon Exclusive side game. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!


[Content Warning: Corndog Threats, Dance Upsets, Heavy Breathing]

6-11 - Memoriam

Wednesday August 26th, 2020
The gang finally closes in on Perell and stumble into the secret at the heart of the Sea of Graves.

[Content Warning: Amateur Autopsies, Conspiracy to Commit Grave Robbing, Grave Robbing]

6-12 - A Door Beneath

Thursday September 10th, 2020
A door beneath the ocean floor, it needs a lock and nothing more.

[Content Warning: Spirit Stuff, Magic Stuff, Family Stuff]

7-1 - Kaj's Place

Thursday September 24th, 2020
The party explores a brand new city on a brand new continent and make brand new enemies in municipal government.

[Content Warning: Day Jobs, Socialist Dwarves, Generous Benefits Packages]

7-2 - The Codex

Wednesday October 7th, 2020
The gang infiltrates a municipal building to steal some information on public infrastructure. The stakes have never been higher.

[Content Warning: Vance, Vance, Vance, Vance, Vance]

7-0 - Season 7 Character Creation

Tuesday October 13th, 2020
The cast creates new classes for their characters to usher in the next phase of the story.

[Content Warning: Faerie Child, Fighty Monk, Idiot]

7-3 - Moth Form

Thursday October 22nd, 2020
The stakes raise incrementally as the gang gets ready to explore some disused city infrastructure.

[Content Warning: Roommate Drama, Protein Powder, Teens]

- Patreon Bonus - Spout More Episode 6

Thursday October 29th, 2020
Please enjoy this brief teaser of the sixth episode of our Patreon Exclusive side game. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!


[Content Warning: Puberty, Periods, Centaurs]

7-4 - The Well

Thursday November 5th, 2020
The gang crawls through both literal and figurative shit in their commitment to commit a B and E at a library.

[Content Warning: Chuds, Chodes, Chuuls (sp?)]

7-5 - Bookworms

Wednesday November 18th, 2020
The gang stealthily* and tactically* infiltrate the Marghani Library.

*At this point, if you believed either of those adjectives that’s on you

[Content Warning: Pipes, Heights, Nerd Fights]
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